How To Find Your Friends in a Crowd

by admin on May 23, 2011

Don't Think For A Minute That Your IPhone Will Work In a Crowd.

Before you ever go to a big event with your friends, you need a plan! How many times have you gone to a concert or baseball game and you lost your friends? This is bad if you need a ride home.

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You’re Going To Lose Your Friends! It gets even more complicated if your friends happen to be drunk (or you are).  What sucks is that in a big crowd, your friends could be just a few feet away from you and you wouldn’t even know it. Don’t depend on your phone to find your friends in a crowd. This is especially true if  you have an IPhone from AT&T (been there, done that). There’s a good chance that you will loose phone service and texting abilities if a lot of people are using their phones. Going to the Gay Pride Parade? Forget it! Not gonna happen! The gays love their IPhones, even if they don’t work.

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You Don’t Need the F.B.I to Find Your Friends! So, how do you find your wayward friends?  You raise your hand! That may sound stupid and so fricken simple, but if you tell your friends about this, I swear, they will all start doing it. Oh, they are going to laugh when you tell them to do this. Sometimes they’ll do it just to spite you; “Hey girl, I’m over here” as they jut their limp hands into the air to over-emphasize how much of a pansy they think you’re being because you’re cautious. Everyone has made fun of me when I make them practice before we go into the event!  Everyone. Let them mock you, ha, ha, ha, but we’ll see who gets a ride home with me if I can’t find your sorry ass! You’ll see, they will start using it, the first time they feel separated from you. It can be quite fun and they will always laugh when they end up having to do it. If your friends start to get about 10 feet away from you and there’s a lot of people between you,  just raise your hand!  It works especially well if you’ve got an umbrella in your hand. It’s fantastic. You should teach this to your friends, kids, relatives.  Don’t teach it to clingy boyfriends. This is a good thing to know…you’ll thank me later.  Let me know what you think.  Post a comment here.

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Helen May 23, 2011 at 12:20 pm

Thought this was a very good idea–and this is coming from a Kindergarten teacher! We use it to stop kids from talking–why not for friends who keep wandering off? Thanks, Deano!

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Dana May 23, 2011 at 2:52 pm

I love this post! I want to see you make all your friends practice before going out.

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Dean Hervochon May 23, 2011 at 3:32 pm

Oh…they’ve already practiced, practiced, practiced…I would feel very confident taking them to Carnegie Hall!

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The Berkes July 11, 2011 at 7:33 pm

Have practiced. It works!

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Doll September 16, 2011 at 11:22 am

Love it!!!

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